8-Track Abecedarian

So we were given an 8 track player from the Jones’ basement the other day and most of the time the 8 tracks look more like toys as opposed to something music comes out of  (or the one time gem; “Bigfoot & UFOs: the unique connection” r.i.p.). Here’s a little test run of what else they’re good for…

it was a dark hour when news broke of the unravelled gem.